{"id":32452,"date":"2022-08-16T17:53:37","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T17:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/articles.runyourpool.com\/?p=32452"},"modified":"2022-08-16T18:21:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T18:21:23","slug":"most-absurd-narratives-preseason-week-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.runyourpool.com\/articles\/2022\/08\/16\/most-absurd-narratives-preseason-week-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Absurd Narratives: Preseason Week 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who\u2019s the MAN? Are you the MAN?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Probably not, because you\u2019re a person and not a narrative, but who knows?<br><br>At The Poolside, a MAN is the \u201cMost Absurd Narrative.\u201d As football fans, we know nothing gets eyes on games better than a <a href=\"https:\/\/articles.runyourpool.com\/2022\/08\/09\/nfl-preseason-awards\/\">juicy narrative<\/a> (other than betting, of course). Is it a player\u2019s \u201crevenge game\u201d against a former team? A rookie coach competing against his former mentor? An inspiring comeback from a severe injury? All candidates for each week\u2019s MAN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not all narratives are absurd, of course. From a storytelling standpoint, a narrative is important. It keeps the audience interested in the characters, keeps the story flowing, and provides a satisfying beginning, middle, and end. From its inception, professional football has woven this concept into every facet of its existence from the jump. The original television broadcast of the first Super Bowl was manipulated to portray the stadium\u2019s attendance as packed in like sardines, with only tight shots of the crowd. <a href=\"https:\/\/bleacherreport.com\/articles\/1041324-ranking-the-average-ticket-price-of-every-super-bowl-since-1966\">In reality<\/a>, it was the only Super Bowl to *not* sell out, filling only a little over 60,000 of its (then) 100,000-seat capacity. The NFL has been manipulating, if not outright creating, its stories for over 75 years.<br><br>This isn\u2019t wrong, of course, because we *love* the narratives. It\u2019s just important to understand and identify them for what they are. Some of my all-time favorite narratives include:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Manning vs. Brady<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deflategate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Odell vs. the Net<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He\u2019s Definitely Our Starter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s Not That Serious<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He\u2019s Ready to Go This Week<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without further ado, let\u2019s dig into the latest MANs!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-josh-johnson-for-comeback-player-of-the-year\">Josh Johnson-For Comeback Player of the Year<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look, the guy did great against the Cowboys. A night\u2019s work of 16-23-172-2 is a hell of a day at the office in this league. No matter what your situation, there is no argument here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">QB Josh Johnson impressed in the Broncos preseason opener ? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rod9sports?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Rod9sports<\/a> spoke with the backup quarterback after Denver&#39;s win over the Cowboys <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BroncosCountry?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BroncosCountry<\/a> <br><br>GAME STORY: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DwFm6mPP0X\">https:\/\/t.co\/DwFm6mPP0X<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gS8LoOivZT\">pic.twitter.com\/gS8LoOivZT<\/a><\/p>&mdash; 9NEWS Sports Denver (@9NEWSSports) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/9NEWSSports\/status\/1558670680094232577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 14, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That said, there\u2019s a pretty significant impediment for JJ getting meaningful regular-season reps:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/articles.runyourpool.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/AP22226003505125.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-32455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog-assets.runyourpool.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/16174951\/AP22226003505125.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog-assets.runyourpool.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/16174951\/AP22226003505125-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog-assets.runyourpool.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/16174951\/AP22226003505125-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">(AP Photo\/Jack Dempsey)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ol\u2019 Russ has missed exactly three games his entire career, so. Oh, and also, there\u2019s this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh: mom I want to visit every NFL stadium<br><br>mom: son, learn to set reasonable goals<br><br>Josh: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/baf0diGzCD\">pic.twitter.com\/baf0diGzCD<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SharpFootball\/status\/1558814092462198784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 14, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If the dude was gonna ball out, somebody would have figured it out by now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All that said, I love preseason underdog types; The journeymen, the third-string career guys, the people with the support systems that allow them to keep pushing for this nigh-impossible dream. It\u2019s f*ckin\u2019 inspiring, without a doubt. In this case, I\u2019d say the narrative is self-generating, and I hope Josh turns the 2022 preseason into a three-year, $8M cushy clipboard job and retires a wealthy man. He deserves it, that\u2019s for damn sure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-patrick-mahomes-is-tackled-fire-andy-reid\">Patrick Mahomes Is Tackled, Fire Andy Reid<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Inspiration for this one, I have to admit, came from one of the greats:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Seeing Patrick Mahomes take hits in the preseason <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xQvWf6FUN6\">pic.twitter.com\/xQvWf6FUN6<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Mina Kimes (@minakimes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/minakimes\/status\/1558501968959574016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 13, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I said in my <a href=\"https:\/\/articles.runyourpool.com\/2022\/08\/12\/what-can-we-learn-from-the-nfl-preseason-anyway\/\">previous article<\/a>, the preseason is a funny duck. Who plays and doesn\u2019t is a narrative that carries various amounts of STRONG OPINIONS entirely based on the specific player, coach, team, or situation. If the guy is \u201cinjury-plagued,\u201d fans and analysts have the terrible habit of freaking out if there\u2019s game action before the regular season. Counterpoint: how do you know if you\u2019re genuinely recovered from an injury without full-speed game contact?<br><br>Nobody likes preseason injuries, full stop. Getting hurt in exhibition games isn\u2019t fun for anyone involved, but it\u2019s also intrinsic to the entire concept of football and cannot be prevented, only managed. Should Patrick Mahomes be playing in Week 1 of the preseason of a year he\u2019s got the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vegasinsider.com\/nfl\/odds\/mvp\/\">second-best odds<\/a> to win MVP?<br><br>Guess what? The only two people who get to answer that question are Mahomes and Reid. The rest is just narrative.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-this-week-s-trivia-question\">This Week&#8217;s Trivia Question<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Among active coaches, New England coach Bill Belichick currently has the best winning percentage in the NFL playoffs. What other active coach isn&#8217;t far behind him in second place?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember to respond with your answer to newsletter@articles.runyourpool.com to be entered in our drawing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who\u2019s the MAN? Are you the MAN? Probably not, because you\u2019re a person and not a narrative, but who knows? At The Poolside, a MAN is the \u201cMost Absurd Narrative.\u201d As football fans, we know nothing gets eyes on games better than a juicy narrative (other than betting, of course). 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