{"id":42064,"date":"2022-10-18T14:58:42","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T14:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/articles.runyourpool.com\/?p=42064"},"modified":"2022-10-18T16:27:54","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T16:27:54","slug":"most-absurd-narratives-nfl-week-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.runyourpool.com\/articles\/2022\/10\/18\/most-absurd-narratives-nfl-week-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Absurd Narratives: NFL Week 7"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What the hell is happening, people?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scoring is down across the league from a season ago, overall passing is down, and Justin Herbert just broke a 26-game streak where he passed for at least one touchdown. The Jets and Giants have the same record as the Chiefs and Bills, respectively. What one pundit calls <em>parity<\/em>, others see\u2026 differently:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>\u201cI watch a lot of bad football. Poor quality of football. That\u2019s what I see.\u201d <\/p><cite><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/10\/06\/tom-brady-has-seen-a-lot-of-bad-football-this-season\/\">Tom Brady<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s a double-edged sword and one we\u2019re all familiar with: no matter how terrible the performance, how lacking in star power, or how dreadful the officiating, any NFL game will still draw more eyeballs than anything else in our current cultural landscape. What motivation exists to improve the product will be offset by this inevitability, so change is glacial at best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That said, one of this week\u2019s most absurd narratives explores a possible root cause of what we\u2019ll call \u201cThe Bad Football Problem.\u201d The others, well, we\u2019ll get to that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First of all, I have to relish in this because as a Rams fan I suffered through a decade of Russell Wilson:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Broncos offense through six games:<br><br>29th in EPA per drive<br>30th in success rate<br>31st in PPG<br>31st in points per drive<br><br>They look like a completely broken unit. <br><br>The sideline shots tonight said it all. All frustration, no hope.<\/p>&mdash; Sheil Kapadia (@SheilKapadia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SheilKapadia\/status\/1582216295646253057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Broncos have TWO MORE primetime\/only-game-on-TV appearances, y\u2019all. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Broncos Country, let\u2019s ride\u2026 to a top-5 pick!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-the-goats-are-out-to-pasture\">The GOATs are Out to Pasture<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Yadda yadda Tom Brady yadda old. Aaron Rodgers yadda yadda ayahuasca yadda yadda.<\/em> We know, we get it. Both teams are 3-3 after losing to the Jets and Steelers, teams considered so lackluster they\u2019d struggle to win an Emmy with Shonda Rhimes&#8217; coaching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How soon is too soon to declare them done, though? Is losing to Mitch Trubisky off the bench truly how we\u2019ll remember Brady\u2019s (hopefully, praise be to the Lord) final season? Will Rodgers finally snap and punch Matt LaFleur\u2019s smug face in a post-game presser? Neither quarterback is playing well, without question. Looking at overall QBR, Brady (15) and Rodgers (24) are underperforming expectations, but even Jordan couldn\u2019t make the Wizards better. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For the Buccaneers, injuries have decimated the offensive line and receivers group; for the Packers, a total lack of downfield targets brought Rodgers to a place where he\u2019d like to \u201csimplify the offense,\u201d whatever that means:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Aaron Rodgers says he wants to simplify the offense. <br><br>When Matt LaFleur is asked about that, he says, \u201cI don\u2019t know what that means.\u201d <br><br>Ok so that\u2019s not great<\/p>&mdash; Peter Bukowski (@Peter_Bukowski) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Peter_Bukowski\/status\/1582103305052106752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 17, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All that, however, doesn\u2019t alter each team\u2019s record: 3-3 in a resoundingly weak NFC. The Bucs could legitimately win the NFC South with 9 wins, and the Packers might just need 10 once the Vikings remember they don\u2019t deserve nice things like a playoff spot. When, not if, both these teams enter the postseason, will be the time to prognosticate over their ultimate fate. Spooky season, ironically, is not the time to label them as the walking dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Mid-October Records are Important<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou are what your record says you are.\u201d<br><br>Think what you will about Bill Parcells, and I\u2019m going on record as saying I think he\u2019s a poor man\u2019s Rex Ryan with worse hair, that quote certainly provides ammunition for bulletin boards across all levels of football. Good teams win games, bad teams lose them. My first-grader understands this, but he also understands the duality of team sports: no statistic, no record, and no ranking exist in a vacuum.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I\u2019m fond to say, \u201cthey ain\u2019t played nobody\u201d is a justifiable and time-honored way to look at something like a team\u2019s overall record. Take the 5-1 Vikings (17th) and the overall DVOA of the teams they\u2019ve beaten so far: Green Bay (21st), Detroit (25th), New Orleans (26th), Bears (31st), and Dolphins (16th). Their one loss was to the Eagles, currently 2nd.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking at DVOA, then, their record is essentially a coin flip, outside of the Bears. A couple of pass deflections, a gust of wind, Kirk Cousins accidentally giving himself a hernia brushing his teeth, and this team could be 2-4 or 1-5. I\u2019ll believe the Vikings are legit if they put up a fight and lose by less than 20 to the Bills in a few weeks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other 5-1 NFC \u201cpowerhouse,\u201d the Giants, are tethered to the same issue. Only one of their wins came against a team with an overall DVOA higher than 19th overall, and that was this week against the Ravens. Even with that admittedly gutsy win over Lamar \u201cI\u2019ll Do it My Damn Self\u201d Jackson, the Giants could be significantly worse than their record indicates.<br><br>Perhaps, like the oft-misunderstood \u201cblood is thicker than water\u201d axiom, there\u2019s an additional part of the quote folks leave out to suit their own needs:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou are what your record says you are, with regard to the quality of the teams you\u2019ve played.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cThe Bad Football Problem\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Usually, I enjoy waking up and seeing what Deadspin\u2019s Sam Fels has to say in his \u201cThe Mourning After\u201d pieces. Today, I legitimately <a href=\"https:\/\/deadspin.com\/football-sucks-now-but-why-1849671173\">spit out my coffee<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>\u201cIt\u2019s likely that rules in high school will change at some point too to avoid injury to children. This means that guys who get to the NFL will just have been playing actual football for less time and won\u2019t be as polished.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take a second to read the full piece and come back. I\u2019m curious to see if you followed the same logic thread I did, and arrived at the same <em>incredibly <\/em>messed-up ugly Christmas sweater:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The NFL is currently bad because parents concerned about traumatic brain injuries for their children aren\u2019t letting them play football, and that makes me angry because the NFL suffers talent-wise.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don\u2019t want to dig into Fels\u2019 personal life to find out whether or not he has kids, because basic human empathy shouldn\u2019t require procreation. As a parent with a kid who\u2019s almost as obsessed with football as I am, we\u2019ve already established it\u2019s flag football or nothing. He was watching Tua Tagovailoa\u2019s unconscionable re-entrance into the Bills game. He was watching when the quarterback started the game against the Bengals the very next week and asked me \u201cwhy is he playing, Dad? He couldn\u2019t walk last week!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It might make me softer than a down comforter, but if NFL scoring goes down a few points because fewer kids grow up to be Herschel Walker, you won\u2019t hear any complaints from me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Herschel Walker says America already has the cleanest air in the world, and if we put money into the Green New Deal, all of our good clean air will decide to float over to China\u2019s bad air. And their bad air will float to America and we will have to clean it up again. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XhVmVXxCUD\">pic.twitter.com\/XhVmVXxCUD<\/a><\/p>&mdash; KerrBear (@MPLSKerrBear) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MPLSKerrBear\/status\/1546502272112263168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 11, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell is happening, people?&nbsp; Scoring is down across the league from a season ago, overall passing is down, and Justin Herbert just broke a 26-game streak where he passed for at least one touchdown. The Jets and Giants have the same record as the Chiefs and Bills, respectively. 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